I hate wasting valuable space with my own bragging, but being a world famous hip hop critic has its obvious perks. I can destroy or lift the hopes of a new artist trying to break into the spotlight. I can mold the opinion of the general public with a couple clicks. And with the wink of an eye (usually the right, using the left can have unforeseen consequences), women, who do nothing but read my blog and drool over my recommendations, rip their tops off (this usually happens in public places) with a quickness normally reserved for being on fire. Yeah, the power of my hands is pretty sweet.
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